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Trump Has a sex tape!!!!

By: Crypto Dina On: 12:51:00 PM
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    1. Trump is a germaphobe and doesn't like shaking hands with people.

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      Obviously being a presidential candidate means he has no choice but to shake hands— that doesn’t mean he has to like it though! Trump is notorious for avoiding touching other humans whenever possible. This is why he is famous for some pretty good high five/handshake snubs. We’re looking at you, Jeb!


    2. Donald Trump doesn't drink any alcohol. None. Notta. Zip.

      It might come as a surprise to hear this considering some of the things he says makes you question his sobriety, but the Donald doesn’t mess with alcohol. This is likely because of his older brother Fred’s struggles with alcohol addiction which ultimately led to his death.
      Even more surprisingly, he opened a vodka distillery in 2006 called Trump Vodka. Anything to make a buck, eh Donnie?

    3. Donald has his own board game called "The Game".

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      Released in 1989, the game was canceled due to poor sales. Go figure! Luckily for us you can still pay a premium to pick up Trump’s failed board game endeavor,(obviously only for the biggest fans.)

    4. Trump won the Californian presidential primary for the Reform Party in 2000.

      In a weird, Ross Perot-style tale, Trump ran for president under the Reform Party in 2000 and actually managed to beat party leader Pat Buchanan in the Californian primary.
      It didn’t stop there, as Trump also nabbed a victory in Michigan. Clearly this isn’t his first rodeo in politics (but the 2016 election is definitely his first circus amirite??)
      The more you know!

    5. Trump is the recipient for a Razzie Award for worst supporting actor in the 1990 film "Ghosts Can't Do It",

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      Trump has appeared as himself in many films, but none quite so bad as Ghosts Can’t Do ItThe 1990 “romantic crime comedy” won the Razzie that year for worst picture, with Trump picking up his own award for worst supporting actor.
      Guess he should stick to Home Alone cameos.

    6. Trump could have been a billionaire if he did nothing with his inherited wealth.

      Turns out Daddy Trump left Donald so much money, he would have been better off spending none of it and just letting it sit in an index fund.
      He would have turned his millions into billions by doing absolutely nothing. Instead, he’s done a lot with it and honestly isn’t that much better off than he would’ve been. Knowing that, he may not be the best person to trust with money.

    7. He eats his pizza with a fork and knife.

      This is just SO WRONG.  He says he does it because it’s more comfortable and he doesn’t get messy. Guess The Donald is just too civilized to eat pizza like us common barbarians.
      Oh and he’s one of those people who doesn’t eat the crust. Smh.

    8. His family's real name is Drumpf, not Trump

      Now we can’t fault him too much for being a “hypocrite” since he didn’t change his name directly, his family did evolve over time from Drumpf to Trump.
      This is pretty common for a lot of names but it’s still an interested tidbit considering how proud he seems to be of his family name, not to mention how defensive he gets about other people changing their names *cough* John Stewart *cough*.

    9. Trump offered Obama free golf at his courses for life if he resigned as president.

      Donald has always been very outspoken on President Obama and was one of the key leaders of the “birther” movement, one focused on forcing the president to produce his birth certificate. After Obama finally revealed one, Trump tried to tempt Barack in a last ditch effort to get him out of the White House (you know, because Obama is notorious for loving golf.)
      We’re just a little surprised President Obama didn’t take this offer.

    10. Donald is very sensitive about the size of his hands.

      Almost 30 years ago, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter accused Trump of being a “short-fingered vulgarian” and it burned Donald so badly he would never let it go. Trump would routinely send Carter tracings of his hands just to prove they were indeed normal sized.