1. Brain damage, apparently
2. Asking for a friend?
3. 37%
4. Literally, wtf
5. Your abstinence only education is showing
6. Ouch?
7. Try hard and believe in yourself
8. “Will it make it to her stomach…”
9. Why won’t anyone tell me?
10. Your social influences suck
11. Never hurts to ask
12. No, it’s not
13. Sounds like you’re in quite a… pickle
14. On the flip side
15. Awkward…
16. Seems reasonsable
17. In dog years or human years?
18. If only
19. I know it has something to do with fingers
20. That’s pretty much how it works
21. Step one: ruffies
22. That would be the big one
23. Wow
24. :(
25. Just a little bit longer…
